May 2009
15 posts
WatchWatch
pretty incredible.  this was the cover of the new yorker… created on an iPhone.
May 27th
May 24th
May 23rd
May 23rd
shawn: twss
me: what?
shawn: that's what she said
me: did you just abbr that's what she said
me: new low
May 21st
May 21st
WatchWatch
new favorite show.
May 20th
“Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it’s just...”
– texts from last night. i swear its not about me.
May 18th
“Mary had a little lamb… And sold it as a kabob”
– Findlay Market billboard
May 17th
“There’s no such thing as bisexual. That as something made up in the 90s to...”
– Liz Lemon - 30 Rock
May 15th
“I have that jacket! Is that weird?”
– Drunk Athens girl to me
May 10th
May 8th
Me: I'm a loser. I voted for Idol 31x last night.
Noel: Yep. That's what that means.
May 6th
Little girl: do you work at channel 9?
Larry: yeah. I'm nobody. I'm not important
May 1st
Larry: they're anti american
Me: taco bell?
Larry: mmhmm
May 1st