May 2009
15 posts
pretty incredible.
this was the cover of the new yorker… created on an iPhone.
shawn: twss
me: what?
shawn: that's what she said
me: did you just abbr that's what she said
me: new low
new favorite show.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it’s just...
– texts from last night. i swear its not about me.
Mary had a little lamb… And sold it as a kabob
– Findlay Market billboard
There’s no such thing as bisexual. That as something made up in the 90s to...
– Liz Lemon - 30 Rock
I have that jacket! Is that weird?
– Drunk Athens girl to me
Me: I'm a loser. I voted for Idol 31x last night.
Noel: Yep. That's what that means.
Little girl: do you work at channel 9?
Larry: yeah. I'm nobody. I'm not important
Larry: they're anti american
Me: taco bell?
Larry: mmhmm