April 2009
44 posts
“Why don’t you like Jennifer Hudson? Becuse she’s a BBW?”
– Emily
March 2009
33 posts
“Omg guys. Did you know there are prostitutes on craigslist?”
– Justin
“Athens: it’s the only place that’s ever felt like home.”
– greg
me: i'm bored with my daily routine.
riehle: that makes me giggle because i'm sitting poolside at a tiki bar at my resort in Florida, sipping a pina colada and waiting for my quesadilla to come... this after my nap on the beach
me: i had a quesadilla recently, then had chronic diarrhea for a week
riehle: LOL. i didn't think there would be any way you could put a damper on the moment but you succeeded!
“Vote the Bible”
– Bumper sticker
“lord, beer me strength.”
– jim from the office. and my roommate emily.
“I wanna thank everyone involved with hair… Mrs Beaver?”
– High School production of Les Mis
My morning
Guy: I like to watch fox news because they make fun of the democrats. Wait... Are you a democrat?
Me: maybe.
Guy: oh.
“would you like to quote me on your blog and say that you’re the host of...”
– katie to me. awww.
“Jesus is a hamburger?”
– Katie about why Catholics don’t eat meat on Fridays.
“No day but today.”
– Rent
“Gaga isn’t done feeding.”
– Me
“You can’t read my poker face.”
– Lady Gaga
Shawn: you look like a lesbian tonight
Me: ikr? It's kind of my thing.
“You were yelling at me but I don’t know why. It’s because I’m...”
– Me
time change
is a bitch. wide awake at 8am. couldn’t go back to sleep.
shane? still in bed.
“I’m thinking about getting a Flip (camera) as well. You know why? You know...”
– Larry (sorry Britt)
America's top 10 unhappiest cities →
no dairy
me: i'm gonna have to take a lot of naps this weekend.
shawn: and you're not allowed to eat dairy.
me: god i'm so lame. what happened to me?
shawn: yeah, now you're like a senior citizen.
“I am like your horrible one to ones!”
– My roommate when she couldn’t remember her password or apple id
Poor Joe the Plumber Looks Lonely at His Own Book... →