March 2009
33 posts
February 2009
44 posts
“My karma ran over your dogma.”
– Bumper sticker
“I’m gonna jetta all over your face.”
– Me
“John McCain said during the presidential campaign that he “never felt the...”
– CNN
lolz
Larry just picked me up for our weekly man-date. I walk outside only to hear Britney Spears Circus blasting from his car. I laughed for 3-solid minutes.
thank gods. →
WatchFix it, then do it with your Valentime!
“let’s plan this by dates: me and dereck, you and larry…”
– emily
“Off limits. Man-date exclusive.”
– Larry when he found out Riehle and I are seeing Slumdog Millionare.
Rihle: the academy awards or the oscars?
Me: um... They're the same thing.
Watchthank god.
“That’s a lot of doll hairs.”
– Me and Brittany
“Ah fuck it.”
– Ben Folds before he started to play Army
“I see tons of facebook pictures being made.”
– Rachel in referenece to the college kids taking tons of pics at the concert.
“im confused. is he dating emily? does he live there? is he gay? whats his story”
– melissa in regards to lawrence j
“fun fact. i’ve modeled before… at the limited too.”
– whitney
Watch
Oh Lawrence J
Me: we are a couple
Larry: here's my issue with doing it...
Me: WHAT!?!
Larry: about moving!!
“Do you think this is fun for me? Do you think I don’t want to have a beer...”
– My very pregnant manager Lindsay
he's on a roll today
nick: move to CA with me.
larry: but we're not even dating.
“it’s the best facebooking machine i’ve ever owned.”
– larry in regards to his ridiculous MacBook Pro
“i’m not a hipster.”
– larry to me when i described that i clip my keys on my belt-loop with a carabiner
So I'm goin' back to L.A.
i bought a ticket to visit LA March 5-9!
someone at work today was shocked that i knew Beth Hart. apparently her daughter tours and opens for her. pretty cool.
“If you’re at a party and you see Michael Phelps smoking a bong and your...”
– Seth Myers on Weekend Update
Online Booty Call →
have you seen the commercials for this site?
New Illness: Facebook Depression? →
“If it were an iPod, it would be a shuffle.”
– Pam on The Office about Michael’s penis.
“I finally agreed to limit the number of people who could e-mail me. It’s a...”
– President Barack Obama on his blackberry.