January 2009
53 posts
“Nielsen Co. estimates that 6.5 million households have not converted TVs to...”
– CNN
“My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts, Chief Justice Roberts.”
– Vice President Joe Biden
(i thought it was pretty funny)
new in town
Blanche: Have you found Jesus?
Lucy: I didn't realize he was missing.
“The economy is down; your bread is small.”
– Rachel in referenece to my small banana bread at Bob Evans.
“one Obama spokesperson as characterizing the transition as “kind of like...”
– http://www.fastcompany.com/blog/chris-dannen/techwatch/does-white-house-have-wifi
“No one’s trying to fool anybody. This isn’t a matter of Milli Vanilli,” Ms....”
– washington times article about how the quartet from the inauguration was pre-recorded.
“Steve Jobs “really has changed the world,” Friess said. “You...”
– http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/01/23/apple.macintosh.anniversary/index.html
lolz →
for those who said obama wouldn't bring about real... →
Black first family 'changes everything' →
Ikea measuring tape
Larry modified an ikea measuring tape in order to pick out new shirts. He has makings to indicate the length and bagginess he prefers.
I had to write this down.
“on this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose...”
– president barack obama (via funfacts)
“I’m alone!!”
– Me very loudly at the restaurant when the waiter asked how to split the checks.
“Better take a lactaid!”
– Emily’s advice as I open a pint of ice cream. We’re basically an old married couple.
obama's letter to his daughters →
(via funfacts)
“Obviously you’d rather have a baby than aids!”
– emily
“It’s CiCi’s. Everything is “just alright”.”
– Larry
“i steal purses. i steal wallets. i steal innocence. it’s ok.”
– nick r.
i had a good day today.
“Even though I’m a man, I don’t like beer. I prefer appletinis. They...”
– JD from scrubs
“Have I told you about the tranny at taco bell? Last time I saw her, she had a...”
– Larry
“It’s AIDS man himself, Magic Johnson.”
– Emily
Watchjustlar:
This will soon top the charts as “Bars & Tone: The REMIX!”
And yes, I am still a huge geek!
steve jobs' explains weight loss... so stfu... →
“This date is not over!”
– Larry
“It just looks… sad.”
– Val quoting Scrubs about vaginas